BFF rebels Satu and Heidi preaches that real love is not for sale, so they go around sabotaging posh weddings until Heidi falls head over heels in love with the dreamy ice hockey protégé Lauri Mäntyvaara. Suddenly Satu is alone with her revolution while Heidi only sees cute kittens and oiled muscles everywhere. How can Satu stop the Scandinavian Geisha School’s plan of creating a generation of bimbos? Heidi’s big brother Henri is willing to help, but his tender gaze makes Satu so weak at the knees she is in danger of losing her steely resolve. Love, friendship and the total upheaval of society are put to the final test in a clash of hockey, flamethrowers and a totally surreal sponsor cruise as Satu is forced to decide what she really, truly wants. And whether she dares to go for it.